I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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