you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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