I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
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