We're like a lot better than the average bears
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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