I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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