Umm I'm too high to move.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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