Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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