How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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