The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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