Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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