Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
