she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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