i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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