what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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