smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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