I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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