I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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