I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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