i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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