I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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