it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
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