I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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