Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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