i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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