I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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