We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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