Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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