the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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