My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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