My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Still dying that you shit outside
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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