Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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