sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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