I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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