i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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