Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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