it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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