Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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