i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
