it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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