If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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