If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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