just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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