he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
