He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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