his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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