In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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