My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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