i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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