my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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