So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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